Some things to know about Richard Marx before we dig in here—yes, adult contemporary crooner Richard Marx, who is responsible for such hits of the ’80s and ’90s such as “Right Here Waiting,” “Now and Forever,” and “Endless Summer Nights.”
For one thing, Marx has been married to former MTV VJ Daisy Fuentes since 2015. And, just one year into marriage, the pair helped restrain a Korean Airlines passenger who became violent with the flight’s crew and other passengers. Also, Richard Marx will fuck you up if you say anything bad about him or his music online, as one Morning News columnist learned the hard way in 2013.
Which brings us to 2020. Early Wednesday morning, Marx tweeted a grammar lesson disguised as a political statement in the wake of Sen. Bernie Sanders’ devastating primary loss to Joe Biden in Michigan, Missouri, and Mississippi.
“I don’t care if you’re a Trumpkin or a Berner,” Marx wrote. “It’s 2020 and Google has been a thing for 22 years. If you still don’t know ‘your’ from ‘you’re’ it’s strictly because ‘you’re’ a willfully ignorant and stupid fuck.”
I don’t care if you’re a Trumpkin or a Berner. It’s 2020 and Google has been a thing for 22 years. If you still don’t know “your” from “you’re” it’s strictly because “you’re” a willfully ignorant and stupid fuck.
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) March 11, 2020
A little hostile right out of the gate? Perhaps! But given his candor, maybe like, don’t mess with Richard Marx? Unfortunately, some poor Twitter rando with 34 followers who self-describes himself as an “all-around nice guy,” didn’t pick up on Marx’s demeanor.
“What songs do you sing?” tweeted the user, to which Marx shot back two minutes later: “The ones your girl fucked to before she met you.”
The ones your girl fucked to before she met you. https://t.co/n6whpEPXrK
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) March 11, 2020
Now, with everything else going on in the world, most of us probably didn’t expect to wake up this morning rallying around Richard Marx laying absolute savage waste to a dude trolling him on Twitter. But that’s exactly what happened.
“Oh my fucking god Richard Marx just killed a man,” tweeted @KFCBarstool. “Richard Marx! From the parking lot.”
Oh my fucking god Richard Marx just killed a man. Richard Marx! From the parking lot. https://t.co/ThrjNRibWQ
— KFC (@KFCBarstool) March 11, 2020
Wherever you go, whatever you do, Richard Marx will be right here on twitter waiting for you. Kill shot! pic.twitter.com/kf1TAIh2gR
— KFC (@KFCBarstool) March 11, 2020
Others tweeted similar sentiments about Richard Marx:
"Hello, police? Richard Marx just killed a man on twitter-dot-com."No, I'm not reporting it. I just had to tell someone. Bye now."
— Abel Undercity (@AbelUndercity) March 11, 2020
It's the end times and Richard Marx didn't fucking come to play https://t.co/pHv406BisZ
— Morgan (@MorganCline) March 11, 2020
1989 me did not foresee Richard Marx leading the resistance in 2020
— Lisa Braun Dubbels (@lisadubbels) March 11, 2020
Middle school me always knew Richard Marx was legit https://t.co/OnwbgcNg1z
— rabia O'chaudry (@rabiasquared) March 11, 2020
Richard Marx harder than most of your favorite rappers https://t.co/9Vndjh6Uqu
— Razzball (@Razzball) March 11, 2020
Woke up. Open Twitter. See Richard Marx burning this shit to the ground. Yup, it’s gonna be a good day! pic.twitter.com/la3T3geqdM
— Petty LaBelle (@ChucoTownMom) March 11, 2020
Goddddddamn 
don’t let them power ballads fool you; Richard Marx will straight fuck yo shit up. https://t.co/tx8sNuOj6v
— 
starring tiny elvis as Michael Clayton.
(@tinyelvisbkwd) March 11, 2020
A) I have never regretted following Richard MarxB) RIP Bob pic.twitter.com/kVKgaOW3HV
— almond joy division (@BNick) March 11, 2020
I see some of you have just met Richard Marx. pic.twitter.com/6XgvuxIQIS
— Xio Axelrod is in The Writing Cave
(@XioAxelrod) March 11, 2020
Until now, Marx’s feistiness has been one of Twitter’s best-kept secrets, as Patton Oswalt pointed out just recently:
You come at Richard Marx, know that he’s always……right there waiting for you.(Walk off triumphantly, hit by 8 cars like Brad Pitt in MEET JOE BLACK) https://t.co/F5ZwLKbPmW
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 8, 2020
Honestly, we all should have known something was a bit off with the guy since his 1992 single “Hazard.” Did he … Was it Richard Marx who killed that poor Mary girl this whole time?? This all certainly makes you see things in a different light now.
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