Category Archives for "NEWS"

17 Social Experiments That Led To Unexpected Results

Often, it feels like humans are one bunch of totally unpredictable beings. So finding out the answers to questions about our behavior requires some serious measures. Would we go mad if we read too much bad news daily? Would we take the stairs over an escalator? Would we slow down on the roads if we […]

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  • November 28, 2020
  • NEWS

How to be a Funkosaurus

So you’re feeling kind of funky and you want to lay it down. If you have never written in a funk style, or have never added any funky grooves to your songs, here are a few tricks that will instantly funkify your songwriting. Even though you could apply a funk feel to any type of […]

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  • November 27, 2020
  • NEWS

5 Words You Almost Never Need in a Sentence

My high school English teacher called them “deadwood.” I’ve heard them called “inflation words,” “filler,” “fluff,” “clutter” and “couch potato words.” You probably have another pet name for them. They’re the words you almost never need in a sentence. They occupy space, trip tongues and take readers down a long, winding path when a short, […]

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  • November 26, 2020
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How to Write a Song in Three or Six

How to Write a Song in Three or Six Did you ever notice that the majority of songs in our culture have a four-beat rhythm? This is referred to as Common Time, which translates into four beats per measure. And when songwriters in western cultures start thinking about how to write a song, it is […]

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  • November 25, 2020
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How to Write a Really Good Song

How to write a really good song REQUIRES indulging in a very PRECISE combination of ecstatic leg-squirming dances in EXACT combination with psychedelic drugs until your clay-like body falls to the ground, cracking angry blades of razor sharp grass into pieces with sorrowful sweat soaked hands as your hungry ears hear their feuding echoes between […]

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  • November 17, 2020
  • NEWS